AS DONALD TRUMP MIGHT SAY ON THE NFL APPRENTICE, "YOU'RE FIRED, NFL COACHES!"

A month ago, I posted a coach Fired-O-Meter gauging who from various sports were the most likely to be fired. Well, the results are starting to roll in, and by results I mean coaches' heads; so who's in and who's out?

OUT: Dom Capers, Mike Martz, Mike Sherman, Mike Tice, and Steve Mariucci (first to be fired and I didn't even have him on the original list)

STILL PENDING: Jim Haslett (the head of FEMA could have coached that team better) and Norv Turner (the man who's so average, the girl you like should be dating him)

Stay tuned for more firedness updates! Even though espn.com updates a billion times more frequently than we do!