PUN WITH PUNS: ALEX RODRIGUEZ BEATS OUT DAVID ORTIZ TO WIN AL MVP
What will the New York Post headline be?

A-Rod A-God? A-dept A-Rod Wins MVP

Rodriguez Gets A-Nod From MVP Voters

Hey Rod, You're The MVP!

A-Rod MVP: Most Valuable Pinstriper

MVP Voters Spit Out Papi-Seeds

Yankee Doodle Dandy!

Papi Goes The A-Rod! (He Won MVP)

Boston Tea Party, Not MVP Party

Red Sox Fans Get A David Or-cock-tiz

Rodriguez Takes Bite of Big Apple And Says "MmmmmmmVP"

Get "Hitch"ed! Will Smith Sizzles In Romantic Comedy; A-Rod Sizzles On Diamond

A-Rod Roddy, Come On Down! You're The Next Contestant On MVP!