NFL WEEK 2 HEADLINES

Everything's Lovie in ChiTown – Lovie Smith and the Bears are thinking playoffs after knocking off the Lions to shake up the NFC North

Bengals Would Like Some Fresh Ground Culpepper – The Bengals intercepted the Vikings’ QB five times en route to their second-straight blowout victory

Anthony Wrong as Baltimore’s Offense Balti-Less – The Ravens mustered only ten points in their embarrassing road loss to the Titans

Not Enough Leftwich In the Tank – The Jaguars’ fourth quarter comeback came up short as they fell in Indianapolis, 10-3

McNabb Makes All the Right Reids – The Eagles QB threw for 342 yards in the Eagles’ runaway victory over the 49ers

Cadillac Hits Buffalo – Carnell “Cadillac” Williams rushed for 129 yards in Tampa Bay’s convincing 19-3 victory over the Bills

Belichick Out Those Panthers! – The Panthers got some revenge for Superbowl XXXVIII by defeating the Patriots 27-17

Parker Does Mess With Texans – Rookie Willie Parker rushed for 111 yards in the Steelers’ 27-7 rout of the Texans

Dennis Green With Envy as Cardinals Lose Again – Former Ram Kurt Warner and the Cardinals have stumbled to an 0-2 start after losing at home to St. Louis, 17-12

Caw Caw! Hawks Beak Falcons in Battle of the Birds – The Seahawks avoided an 0-2 start by upsetting Atlanta, 21-18, in Seattle

Schot Through the Heart and the Broncos are to Blame – A Jason Elam field goal in the final five seconds gave Denver a victory and dropped Marty Schottenheimer and the Chargers to 0-2

Romeo Kills Packers Instead of Self; Earns First Victory – Romeo Crennel won his first NFL game as a head coach as the Browns beat the Packers in Green Bay

Dolphins Dive, Jets Soar – The Jets made up for their Week 1 debacle by handing Nick Saban his first loss as Miami’s head coach

Oakland's Black Hole Devoid of Victories – The Raiders lost to the Chiefs at home, 23-17, and fell to 0-2

Giants Don't Coughlin Up Another Lead – New York led from their first possession on, giving the Saints no relief in a 27-10 blowout

United Parcells Service Doesn't Deliver Monday Night – The Redskins scored twice in the final four minutes to defeat the Cowboys in Dallas on Monday night